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Paracord Stool 

slang for: suicide by standing on a stool and using a piece of paracord.

Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
"Oh boy he should commit paracord stool"

"Oh dude I have to do this task, I'm gonna do a paracord stool"
Paracord Stool by nordivisive August 12, 2025

Paricord 

Discord server made by Pari (a.k.a Pari, Balls)
A place where the members abuse the !urban command in general.
please stop
All my friends left me after i joined Paricord. Server is good tho.
Paricord by NarvHal May 28, 2021

Paricord 

a cool discord server made by content creator Pari who we all love 🥺
yeah i just joined paricord, i sure do love pari
Paricord by pari fan number 1 April 27, 2021

Paracornagus 

noun; A mythical creature originating from the northern regions of Singapore said to be colored brown and covered in hickey's because its amazingly hot and sexy horse-like body.

The Paracornagus is described as a Paraplegic unicorn with Pegasus like wings.

The Paracornagus is closely related to the Paracorn.
Devon: is that a paracorn?

Richard: No! its got wings, it must be a paracornagus

Paracorn 

noun; a somewhat mythical creature believed to originate from southern Singapore.

The Paracorn is described as a paraplegic unicorn usually colored white and most commonly have their front legs replaced by wheels.

The Paracorn is closely related to the Paracornagus.
Devon: Is that a paraplegic unicorn?

Richard: Ahh, yes. A Paracorn
Paracorn by Braiden Donaven May 18, 2010

Paracoronaid 

n. Irrational anxiety or fear of having corona virus whenever one coughs or has a headache
Bernadette feels paracoronaid every time she coughs.
Paracoronaid by Bad bar April 4, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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