pantsphar

any point when one must put on pants to go some where or achieve a goal.

I want to go get cigarettes but the store is pantsphar.

by blackcherry91 December 12, 2012

Pantsbeard

The lustrous goatee formed within the confines of the pants.

"I just finished giving him a blowjob and now I have pantsbeard stuck in my teeth!"

"I wonder if the drapes match the pantsbeard..."

by The Danimal, the Couch & J-Dog November 8, 2009

pantshalot

Someone that’s shits their pants a lot.

I’ve got the pantshalot again

by Nenexx August 4, 2020

PlantShark

PlantShark is a person who always sets woman in front of the homies. He usually only spends time on women just to have sex (but fails most of the time). Some people would say that PlantShark is a simp

Homie 1: damn PlantShark never comes to gaming night
Homie 2: yeah, PlantShark is a simp

by Mats64 April 10, 2020

pantsari

Pantsari is the most wonderful girl you will ever meet. She is beautiful, kindhearted, and is always there to make you laugh or to give you a hug when you need it. There is no one better to go on long walks with or play Game Pigeon with.

Pantsari is wearing a hazmat suit again

by Ulcer4 March 16, 2022

cream-my-pantsarific

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.

Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!

by A person May 23, 2006

Panthar

A word commonly used to refer to johnny sins. who is the king of all pornstars he likes to play video games like minecraft and fortnite and fap to hentai even though he shouldnt .

Hey Cedrick You Should be more like your father he is such a panthar.

by the panthar August 19, 2019