Skip to main content

pants-poop 

Poop that has been hanging out in your (or someone elses) pants.
It smelled like pants-poop in there because Jimmy had soiled his jeans yesterday and left them on the floor. They were full of pants-poop.
pants-poop by Miss Toni Montana March 8, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch

poop pants 

poop pants do that dance do the dance of the poop e pee pants dance
Look and Kody Allen Hill over there he is doing the poop pants dance
poop pants by Kody Allen Hill November 16, 2011

poop pants no diaper 

funny???????
poop pants no diaper is funny????????????
poop pants no diaper by Zecter April 6, 2021

poop ass pants 

Sweatpants that have become too worn out making the ass sag and giving the illusion of having a load of shit in them
Carol should retire her Victoria Secret {sweatpants}, she's got some poop ass pants going on, and there's nothing 'sexy' about that.

or

(At the ice skating rink with ya boyz) That lady would have it going on if she would quit trying to {pop and lock} it in her poop ass pants, it looks like her ass hangs down to her knees!
poop ass pants by firetiger83 October 22, 2015

poop the pants 

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.
poop the pants by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

poop your pants 

typically used in a derogatory manner to describe someone overreacting to a situation.
Roomate 1: YOU DRANK ALL MY CHOCOLATE MILK?!!!!

Roomate 2: Jeez, don't poop your pants. I'll buy some more.
poop your pants by melodram July 21, 2011

poop skiddy fart pants 

A terrible insult aimed at the intergrity of a persons ability to hold their own feces.
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next