pants runner 

Someone who aides in the pulling up of the pants in a geriatric facility. Generally only needed only when the resident is hard to handle or there has been a code brown(accident resulting in fecal matter in the pants)

Rhonda and Lori, CNAs, are changing Elsie's messy pants when they find a code brown.
Rhonda: oh no!
Elsie: I'm going to knock the hell out of you!
Lori: I think we're going to need a pants runner. (goes into the hall to find Donna to help wipe and pull up the clean pants)

pants runner by Lori January 13, 2005

Pants Ruiner 

1...someone who continually shits their pants to the point they just wear none, and only wear diapers.

2...a person who goes insane, and the only thing they can think of doing at the time is shit themselves, therefore ruining thier pants, and underwear.

3...a vandal who goes into expensive stores and tries on all of the white pants, and leaves big brown stains in all the asses, in effect ruining them.

4...when in battle, shitting in your BDU's and calling for a medic to come and change them for you so you can keep fighting on, and killing people, not wasting time worrying about clean pants, that's the Medic's job.

Blap is such a Pants Ruiner, he dosn't even come out of the house anymore, and just lines his walls with plastic.

Wang lost his wife and kids to a stampede of Yetti, so when he found out he was a true Pants Ruiner due to the shock of losing his whole family.

Let's go out Pants Ruining tonight, and show those motherfukers who is the real boss.

Specialist Chris Shupe is the greatest Pants Ruiner in the Army, he killed twelve Arabs all while getting his pants changed, what a bad-ass motherfuker.

Pants Ruiner by Blip Rogers September 23, 2007