6 definitions by your majesties sogginess

Panker

A large chodethat turns a light purple when erect. The discharge or jizz is hot pink as well.

Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks

by your majesties sogginess February 21, 2017

masturbate to the beat challenge

A person who puts on a song and has to masturbate to the beat of the song. The song is usually some sort of edm of electronic music.

Guy 1: what should we do
Girl 1: lets do the masturbate to the beat challenge !

Guy 1: sounds great!

by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017

Treasure trail

A line of perfectly trimmed pubic hairs leading to a man's penis. A treasure trail can also appear leading to a man's asshole

Girl 1: he was fucking me than I noticed he had a Treasure trail

Girl 2: ew..

by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

Penetration station

An area in a prison where prisoners will rape or fuck another prisoner. The penetration station is usually a closed off area in the prison.

Prison rapist: come with me little boi...
Prisoner: where are we going daddy?
Prison rapist: The Penetration station..♤

by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017

a dead mans panker

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

Buttsack

so basically its like a ballsack but one nut is in the front under the shaft and the other one is in the back towards the anus. also called a buttnut. if you were to shut your legs the buttsack nut would be visible from the back while the normal nut is in the front still.

“tie his legs up and tickle his buttsack when he’s on his stomach.”

by your majesties sogginess August 16, 2021