Pankey 

The reason you use the morning after pill.

I hooked up with someone from the bar last night, he was a pankey.

Pankey by artyguy101 April 13, 2014

Pankey 

An West Coast slang word for Erectile Dysfunction

Hey Grandpa hows your Pankey
Not great timmy

Pankey by Alcoholic Hot Dog August 17, 2016

Pankey 

A unit of measurement slightly larger than an inch, used to determine the size of human fecal matter.

"Damn bro, after that chinese buffet last night, I dropped a butt baby that was 10x3 Pankey's!

Pankey by Onehorribleidea June 22, 2022

Pankey cut

A man with a buzzcut that is good at poker, good looking, and a math genius.

Oh man that pankey cut looks great

Pankey cut by Teamadam69 March 2, 2020

hankey pankey 

When you have hidden, but dirty ronchy sex with someone.

Hey! I know you crazy kids are in that room. Stop your god damn hankey pankey, ya here?

hankey pankey by The Cuzzmeister March 27, 2007

Hankey Pankey 

Sexual activities

“Hey ‘gf name’ want to do the Hankey Pankey“

Hankey Pankey by Michaelsoft Binbows December 26, 2018

hankey pankey 

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

hankey pankey by Downstrike June 8, 2004