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The reason you use the morning after pill.

I hooked up with someone from the bar last night, he was a pankey.

Pankey by artyguy101 April 13, 2014

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Pankey

An West Coast slang word for Erectile Dysfunction

Hey Grandpa hows your Pankey
Not great timmy

Pankey by Alcoholic Hot Dog August 17, 2016

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Pankey

A unit of measurement slightly larger than an inch, used to determine the size of human fecal matter.

"Damn bro, after that chinese buffet last night, I dropped a butt baby that was 10x3 Pankey's!

Pankey by Onehorribleidea June 22, 2022

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Pankey cut

A man with a buzzcut that is good at poker, good looking, and a math genius.

Oh man that pankey cut looks great

Pankey cut by Teamadam69 March 2, 2020

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hankey pankey

When you have hidden, but dirty ronchy sex with someone.

Hey! I know you crazy kids are in that room. Stop your god damn hankey pankey, ya here?

hankey pankey by The Cuzzmeister March 27, 2007

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Hankey Pankey

Sexual activities

“Hey ‘gf name’ want to do the Hankey Pankey“

Hankey Pankey by Michaelsoft Binbows December 26, 2018

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hankey pankey

The performing magician's art of distracting the audience while surreptitiously playing tricks on them.

He kept distracting us with hankey pankey so we didn't notice how he pulled off the the stunts.

hankey pankey by Downstrike June 8, 2004

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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