Panker
Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks
Panker by your majesties sogginess February 21, 2017
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Anything that you may be refuring to at that time. Usually something who's name you can not remember for the life of you.
panker skrank by one hit wonder June 15, 2003
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A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky
a dead mans panker by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017
Low Mic Packer
The original form of packing, regular packing with a low monotone type of voice, and a low microphone.
Low Mic Packer by thethizzkid December 4, 2020
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