Panker 

A large chodethat turns a light purple when erect. The discharge or jizz is hot pink as well.

Dude 1: aw I'm sooo bummed.
Dude 2: why?
Dude 1: the doctor told me I have a panker.
Dude 2: that sucks

Panker by your majesties sogginess February 21, 2017

Panker 

Someone who poops and masturbates at the same time. Often used as another word for a "douche" or "jerk".

Poop + Wank = Pank

Other forms: Panker, Panking etc.

Nathan: Stephen copied my homework and turned it in before me. Now the teacher thinks I copied him.

Albert: What a panker.

Panker by Orielol February 11, 2010

panker 

another word for someone being a "pussy"

DreamTactix291 is a panker

panker by lalahsghost February 18, 2004

panker 

A "petty wanker"...
like John McCain.

Nora: Hey, did you hear about how Pete got a papercut and started crying?

Sally: ROFL. What a panker.

panker by Bob Deng January 24, 2009

panker skrank 

Anything that you may be refuring to at that time. Usually something who's name you can not remember for the life of you.

Oh shit! I need that pankey for the panker skrank!

panker skrank by one hit wonder June 15, 2003

a dead mans panker 

A deflated left arm which is up his ass hole and his left nut is doing 2 in pinkie one in the stinky

I was fucking a dead dog and I walked in on my 4 year old doing a dead mans panker with his sister

a dead mans panker by your majesties sogginess February 16, 2017

Low Mic Packer

The original form of packing, regular packing with a low monotone type of voice, and a low microphone.

"Those people in that discord server tried to loud mic me but I'm a low mic packer."

Low Mic Packer by thethizzkid December 4, 2020