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Rudy Pankow 

The sexiest blonde with the best obliques and six pack I have ever seen. He is currently known for his role as JJ in the Netflix Original “Outer Banks”. Rudy also plays the harmonica and has dyslexia.
Rudy Pankow is one fine ass man...
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Rudy Pankow 

Rudy Pankow was recently in outer banks on Netflix and stole everyone’s heart. He may possibly be the most attractive man to walk this planet
Rudy Pankow is one sexy motherfucker

Pangkles 

The wonderfully painful yet pleasurable act of modifying your body to fit the shape and size of a single pringle, then inserting yourself into a can full of them.
Juan: "Hey, wanna go for a good game of pangkles?"
Brian: "Nah, last time I tried that I got stuck in a sour cream pringles can for 6 days."
Pangkles by schmeckledorf'd December 21, 2016

Pangolin 

A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.
"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description
Pangolin by Prite June 21, 2009

Pangloss 

The philosopher in Voltaire's Candide. He believes "All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds." Even as he suffers horribly throughout the book, he stands by this concept. By the end of the book, though, he admits "he asserted it still, but he no longer believed it."

See also: panglossian
Bob thinks there's some good that will come out of him failing his English test. He's such a Pangloss. He can't accept it might just be bad.
Pangloss by alas poor yorick September 19, 2007

Pangolin 

Micky Mouse- You ever have sex with a Pangolin.
Randy Marsh- Wtf is a Pangolin.