panda shit

Having sex at the zoo in front of the panda exhibit. Right before you blow your load, pull out and ejaculate on the panda.

My best friend dared me too panda shit at the san diego zoo! And id did all over the panda.

by boner express March 13, 2010

Panda Shits

The aftermath of Panda Express. Always sloppy... sometimes painful.

Is believed to have caused a young child to die... damn you orange chicken.

See the squirts

Lonnie and Steve love going to Panda Express despite having panda shits right after.

by L0NN!E October 27, 2008

Shitty Panda

The act of defecating into a womans mouth whilst simoultaniously punching her in both eyes giving her the appearance of a panda.

Helen was recovering from a vicious shitty panda.

by Frizbehitman July 25, 2010

Pandaship

When a girls best guy friend lets her wear his jacket when she is cold.

Amelia and CJ are in a pandaship now!

by Cjizzle from the block January 11, 2016