Panda Porn 

Type of film or video, usually shot on location in West Central or Southwestern China, that chronicles the amorous coupling of a male and female Giant Panda. The footage is then shown to Pandas living in captivity who have limited interest in mating. The hope is that the action will turn the pandas on and/or demonstrate to the male what he should be doing so that a natural mating might occur. Panda females are only in estrus two weeks out of the year, and the males are often too preoccupied with other things (i.e. sleeping & eating) to want to mate.

The staff at Washington D.C.'s National Zoo decided to show Mei Xiang and Tian Tian some smoking panda porn... really happened, google it!

After a long afternoon of watching panda porn and munching bamboo, Gao Gao tracked down a hot bitch panda and got his freak on.

Panda Porn by PandaFanatic June 25, 2010

pandacorn 

A rare animal resulting from the breeding of a unicorn and a panda bear. Some say that this animal proves the existence of unicorns. Sadly, pandacorns are born sterile and cannot reproduce, much like a mule.

Wow, there's a pandacorn.

pandacorn by Abigail Richerson July 14, 2007

pandacorn 

pandacorn is a half unicorn half panda and it is hella cute and if you see one you gotta be high asf

guy: dude is that a fucking pandacorn

girl: no nigga you just high asf

pandacorn by xx panda March 12, 2015

Pandapoint 

Because Panda's are very rare and isolated animals they don't made very often. Every month a person doesn't have sex with another human being, they earn a Giant Pandapoint. After a certain amount of months the savingscard is full and the person can bitchslap him/her own ego. After having sex it will start counting at 0 again.

Juan didn't have sex in 3 months, so he has 3 Giant Pandapoints. The 4th month he has sex with another human being, that will wipe out all his Giant Pandapoints. In cause he doesn't have sex after a certain amount of months, he has a full savingscard and he can bitchslap his ego.

Pandapoint by Ms la E. October 29, 2010

Pandacorn 

A symbol of a unicorn and a panda mix

Look at that adorable pandacorn!

Pandacorn by Sissy76583 December 25, 2017