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Pandapoint

Because Panda's are very rare and isolated animals they don't made very often. Every month a person doesn't have sex with another human being, they earn a Giant Pandapoint. After a certain amount of months the savingscard is full and the person can bitchslap him/her own ego. After having sex it will start counting at 0 again.
Juan didn't have sex in 3 months, so he has 3 Giant Pandapoints. The 4th month he has sex with another human being, that will wipe out all his Giant Pandapoints. In cause he doesn't have sex after a certain amount of months, he has a full savingscard and he can bitchslap his ego.
by Ms la E. October 29, 2010
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panda point

For each month that you abstain from having sex, you receive one panda point.
by Pool Bear April 12, 2011
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Panda-point

A panda-point is given when a person didn't get laid for a month. Each month no sex = 1 point.
Named after the pandabear, they are dying out because they are too lazy to reproduce
Man, i need to get laid, I already have a panda-point!!

Hey dude, how many pandapoints do you have?
None, my mom banged me yesterday!
by theone0312 April 14, 2010
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pandapotato

A pandapotato is a panda as a potato. It is also a Nate.
"MY PANDAPOTATO"
by sweetie66 January 8, 2024
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