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Taking a trip to Palmdale 

To masterbate. Popularized by good ol' Dr. Cox. Also, masterbating is the only thing worth doing in Palmdale.
Joey was lonely so he considered taking a trip to Palmdale
PalmdaleIt's rotten place it's just as bad as Lancaster ca. Nothing but tweekers and wanna be gang members look up Lancaster and it's the same. It's the antelope valley. That sucks don't ever move here iam stuck here.bad neighborhoods.
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Palmdale by Truth4201 June 27, 2016
Second to worse place to live, right after Lancaster. Seems to attact people with low intelligence, no teeth, mobile homes, and wannabe gangsters who cant afford to live in East La.
Some idiot called it Palmdale because they cant tell the difference between a palm tree and a joshua tree.
Palmdale by Jim Shu September 11, 2003
A small California down in the middle of nowhere, populated mainly by white people. Best known for producing the great rapper Afroman.
Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it east side Palmdale. When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale!
1.An ugly little desert town about an Hour north east of Los Angeles. The populatin there, refered to as Desert Rats, continues to be out numbered by tumbeleweeds.
2.A soul stealing cursed place once called the devils playround by native americans.
3.A cursed place that causes all people who move away from it, to have to return.
The poor family had no choice but to return to the arm pits of hell they had once called home.
palmdale by Jared Vega March 11, 2004
a hot and dry desert restroom stop before reaching any other desirable destination.
Are we in LA yet? I have to pee...what's this dusty whole? It says "Palmdale", they gott have a bathroom somewhere in this ratsnest.
palmdale by Berkeley gurl May 13, 2005