palmsdale
v. the act of getting your palm and going to town on your penis. This "going to town" on your cock is a pleasurable experience. This usually leads to an orgasm.
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Taking a trip to Palmdale
To masterbate. Popularized by good ol' Dr. Cox. Also, masterbating is the only thing worth doing in Palmdale.
Taking a trip to Palmdale by psychomnkydragon July 27, 2006
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Palmdale
Second to worse place to live, right after Lancaster. Seems to attact people with low intelligence, no teeth, mobile homes, and wannabe gangsters who cant afford to live in East La.
Some idiot called it Palmdale because they cant tell the difference between a palm tree and a joshua tree.
Palmdale
A small California down in the middle of nowhere, populated mainly by white people. Best known for producing the great rapper Afroman.
Well it was just sundown in a small white town, they call it east side Palmdale. When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale!
Palmdale by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 25, 2003
palmdale
1.An ugly little desert town about an Hour north east of Los Angeles. The populatin there, refered to as Desert Rats, continues to be out numbered by tumbeleweeds.
2.A soul stealing cursed place once called the devils playround by native americans.
3.A cursed place that causes all people who move away from it, to have to return.
2.A soul stealing cursed place once called the devils playround by native americans.
3.A cursed place that causes all people who move away from it, to have to return.
palmdale by Jared Vega March 11, 2004
palmdale
Are we in LA yet? I have to pee...what's this dusty whole? It says "Palmdale", they gott have a bathroom somewhere in this ratsnest.
palmdale by Berkeley gurl May 13, 2005
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