palmala
i have a date with Palmala Handerson tonight.
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Palmala Handerson
In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation
Palmala Handerson by CDJM January 13, 2008
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palmala anderson by Ldawg69 May 11, 2018
Date with Palmala Handerson
Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.
Date with Palmala Handerson by Scott Boose April 17, 2008
King Palmala
A person guilty of police contact / contract forgery, fraud, and fraudulant misrepresentation, and embezzlement in a payroll diversion scheme, where King Palmala, signs all of the contracts and collects pay for several different "ghost-employee".
King Palmala will often masturbate and then mislead others into believing that there is a relationship and that they represent their intended victum.
King Palmala, may or my not be guilty of indentured servitude, slavery, forced prostitution. However, the intended victum maybe unaware that they are in a human trafficking situation, or that they are expected to do a job.
King Palmala will often masturbate and then mislead others into believing that there is a relationship and that they represent their intended victum.
King Palmala, may or my not be guilty of indentured servitude, slavery, forced prostitution. However, the intended victum maybe unaware that they are in a human trafficking situation, or that they are expected to do a job.
King Palmala by Modern Women December 17, 2025
Palmela Handerson
1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.
2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.
Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.
Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.
Palmela Handerson by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019
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