palmala

it is the hand you jerk off with .

i have a date with Palmala Handerson tonight.

by ralf June 17, 2004

palmala

the name of the hand you use to jerk with

i have a date with palmala tonight

by jay April 25, 2003

Palmala Handerson

In the spirit of Rosey Palmer but with celebrity appeal. Sounds like Pamala Anderson. Name you would give while providing a girlfriends name when no girlfriend exists. also a reference to masturbation

brian: "Hey do you have a date tonight?"
sean: "Yeah, with Palmala Handerson!"

by CDJM January 13, 2008

palmala anderson

When you don't have a girlfriend and plan on spending sexy time with only yourself.

Looks like it's me and Palmala Anderson tonight! Better than Rosie Palma!

by Ldawg69 May 11, 2018

Date with Palmala Handerson

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.

Last night I had a date with Palmala handerson.

by Scott Boose April 17, 2008

King Palmala

A person guilty of police contact / contract forgery, fraud, and fraudulant misrepresentation, and embezzlement in a payroll diversion scheme, where King Palmala, signs all of the contracts and collects pay for several different "ghost-employee".

King Palmala will often masturbate and then mislead others into believing that there is a relationship and that they represent their intended victum.

King Palmala, may or my not be guilty of indentured servitude, slavery, forced prostitution. However, the intended victum maybe unaware that they are in a human trafficking situation, or that they are expected to do a job.

Yeah, King Palmala signing everything again.

by Modern Women December 17, 2025

Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019