When you slap a girl in the ass and the suctions caused sucks the shit out like a jet pilot leads a plane down the run-way and rockets into your face. This will cause many more g's than you can think of, of shit in the face.

Danial ask her to slap her in he ass and she recommended he masters the palm pilot for the next sesh.

palm pilot by chewbaccaklutzfacesnooker99grtzky April 11, 2008

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Tennessee palm pilot

The practice of writing something such as a telephone number on your wrist or hand.

Cletus got Marybelle's phone number, and put it in his Tennessee palm pilot: he wrote it on his hand with ball point pen, yup.

Tennessee palm pilot by PMax March 10, 2008

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Hillbilly Palm Pilot

(noun) The palm of one's hand, as used for jotting down notes, lists and/or things to remember.

Sarah Palin couldn't remember her core principle's during a pre-screened and scripted Q & A session, so she scribbled them on her hillbilly palm pilot.

Hillbilly Palm Pilot by ImHungry4Biscuits February 8, 2010

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[Saskatchewan] palm pilot

Writing notes down on your hand with a pen.
Commonly used in the medical field where the notes can be written on a rubber/latex glove which can be removed and stored for later use.

Q: Did you write down that patients vital signs?
A: yeah they are here on my Saskatchewan palm pilot.

[Saskatchewan] palm pilot by Mountain dude. February 9, 2010

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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