palliate 

To extenuate, mitigate, alleviate, lessen, abate, diminish.

The palliating circumstances were great to be avoided.

palliate by Larstait November 14, 2003

Palliate 

befriend; make a pal of

That psychology resident seems pretty rad, I’m going to try to palliate him.

Palliate by Sovinnia February 1, 2022

palliative hair

Put simply, it's a REALLY bad hair day.

Cheryl (on the phone): "Sorry, Carol, but I'm staying in tonight."
Carol: "What? Why?"
Cheryl: "I've got palliative hair."
Carol: "Oh come on, Cheryl, it can't be that bad..."
Cheryl: "Oh really? I shampooed, conditioned, tried one product and that didn't work out. I then re-wet my hair, dried it again and tried a different product and now it's even worse. I give up. It's horrible. I'm staying in."
Carol: "Fine. I'll call you tomorrow." (Carol hangs up.)

palliative hair by cfbaines April 20, 2011

Palliteration

The act of stringing together multiple words that begin with "P" in order to form coherent sentences. Generally these sentences will be filled with buzzwords. When someone calls out your sentence for "palliteration," you must transform that sentence into a palliteration.

Person A: "Ouch, my knee hurts."
Person B: "Palliteration it!"
Person A: "My post-pelvic partition point is in pain."
Person B: "Ooh, 8/10."

Palliteration by Tyler Roy March 17, 2008

Gary Pallister Toast 

A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife

Here you go my dear, I've made you a nice slice of Gary Pallister toast

Gary Pallister Toast by Eric the Red December 15, 2004

Palliative Care 

Standard care for dying patients that is now so advanced that clients now rate it 12% as humane as Auschwitz.

I dreamed that Dr. Mengele gave me a peaceful injection last night. Then I woke up and found that a pro-life torturer had been assigned to my case. If only I was on death row, I wouldn't have to endure palliative care.

Palliative Care by Kevin Andrews April 11, 2009

Pallieter 

If you are ne Pallieter, you are ne levensgenieter. You don't care about the opinion of someone else. You are also very smart and handsome. Keep on doing the things you like.
Most likely the happiest person on earth!

Pallieter is a smart, 15 year old boy. He enjoys all his activities, typically Pallieter.

Pallieter by De_Palle November 23, 2021