paku tata

A Kauain delicacy which, in the most rudimentary terms, is flattened frogs. The frog, however, has to be specifically flattened by an automobile. To be considered true Paku Tata, the frog has to be cured in the sun for a week to ten days. Many factors dictate the final quality of Paku Tata, most important being the manner in which the living specimen meets its demise. If the animal is ran over from the head downwards, the buildup, and explosion, of the internal organs out of the abdomens will leave a bitter aftertaste to the person enjoying the delicacy. If the frog is ran over from the legs upwards, the Paku Tata will retain both the shape and texture, giving the taster a possibly one in a lifetime experience when consuming. Finally, the force in which the animal is flattened also comes into play, as a strong force will produce an even flatness and the Paku Tata will also soak up the texture of the asphalt, making the end product a true delicacy.
"Paku Tata is freaking AWESOME!!!!"
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by t3h BEAST September 25, 2006
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whari paku

Those types of toilets you could never sit on, gagging on site
Oscar is whari paku
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paku

A man/woman with great importance and necessary for the survival of humankind. No soul is able to call Paku cap in any shape or form once so ever. The name Paku originated in Japan and is used in many animes such as HxH. In HxH, the character's name is Pakunoda but shortened to Paku. She's the girl with the long nose in the Phantom Troupe. The name Paku has no correlation with the character Pakunoda, but it's built different just like Pakunoda's nose. Whoever chooses to have the title of paku as their nickname or actual name is eternally blessed with good luck and fortune. In other words, paku is just built different.
Aye man, ngl but paku built different ong.

Ayo paku! You're so cool, no one is like you ong.
by picklehater January 02, 2021
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Paku

A very handsome man, he is the most important person in the osmerac momcadija. Without him the osmerac momcadija would collapse.He is the strongest of them all and has a massive dick bigger than anyones.He is the most attractive of them all.
Girl 1:Omg that is Paku!
Girl 2:Omg he so hot!
Girl 3:He is the best and strongest rower in the world.And he has a massive dick!
by Hoi4 gaming god November 21, 2021
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