pakula

Completely packed, with no room to sit down or stand comfortably. Extremely overcrowded.

Woman: Why do you look so tired and stressed?

Man: My V/Line train was totally pakula this morning. I had to sit on the floor by a toilet with a broken door for an hour on my way to work.

Woman: Shit, that sucks. You should relax and go for a ride on the Southern Cross Observation Wheel.

Man: Uhhhhhh....

by Citizen Geelong November 19, 2010

Paula Deening

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.

Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now

by Droladnap April 23, 2019

Premature Paculation

When you're being chased by a ghost in Pac-Man or Ms. Pac-Man and you quickly turn around after thinking you ate a Power Pellet, just to find out you didn't eat it. You end up losing a life.

This happens more in the higher speed levels because you try to eat the Power Pellet and then eat ghosts as fast as possible.

Premature Paculation DOES NOT refer to the wasting of Power Pellets

Dude: HEY! How come you just ran into that ghost on purpose?

Guy: I didn't mean to, it was Premature Paculation.

Dude: Oh, what's that?

Guy: I thought I went far enough to eat the Power Pellet but i turned around too quickly and the ghost wasn't edible.

by troggy1009 January 18, 2009

Paula

The sweetest girl ever. Super reliable and you could probably tell her everything. Is super chill and will be there for you when you need it but also is the best to have a fun time with. Just the most fun girl ever. I DEFINITELY RECOMMEND HER AS A FRIEND. Good a volleyball and like everything. Super funny and a good partner in crime. She’s also a good person to go on adventures with and make memories. If you have a Paula, you are set

“I’m going shopping with Paula”
“Aw really I love Paula she’s the best.”

by iamtoolazyforthis December 26, 2019

Paula

A woman of the most extreme grace and wit. She is incredibly thoughtful, intelligent, and rises to the occasion on any task big or small. Though she is fiercely beautiful, she is not to be trifled with. Paula can and will kick your ass and doesn't take shit from anybody. The dictionary people had to invent a new word that is better than talented because of how skilled she is at everything she does. The only thing she loves more than her friends or family is probably dogs. Probably. And cheese. Only a small group of people are lucky enough to ever hang out with her regularly, and even then it's probably because they have dogs or cheese.

Damn that girl over there must be a Paula. What a papushka. She's probably the hottest girl I've ever seen. I wish she was my girlfriend or that she'd even look at me.

by cajundjinni June 27, 2019

Paula

She has the most chaotic mind, but in a beautiful way. Loves music, arts and books. Likes storms and long walks in the rain.

Paula

by Ely017 September 14, 2017

Paula

Paula

A beautiful, loving and caring girl that is always chill. She always likes hanging out and talking. Shes a great friend. If anyone wants to scrap her she wont back down. She is very strong and always tries doing new things.

Damn that girl is really nice and good looking. Yea she must be a Paula

by WolF-Reaper February 24, 2015