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Pajama Pants 

What overweight food stamp people wear all the time so as they get fatter they expand with them
Chad : Wow look at all the Pajama Pant's in the store today!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding it's disgusting to see them fill there carts with junk food and pass right by the soap isle.
Chad : I know I bet when they have sex it smell's like rotten fish in there bed.
Steve : Hey guy's like my new Pajama Pants!
Chad : Get lost you fat smelly fucker!
Pajama Pants by SlopNChop April 22, 2017
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pajama pants 

Different than sweat pants. Prettier than sweat pants. But just as comfortable.

Pajamapants jack 

Some guy that likes to draw hentai or porn about some wierd loli called Sydney from the game payday. He mostly draws her in the most lewd way possible by pencil. And creates 8 - 13 second videos showing the art he drew. And at the end with a signature cough
Sydney: *having a normal day"

Pajamapants jack: Come into my studio

Sydeney: ok

Pajamapants jack: Take of your clothes and show me bob and vagene

sydney: no lol

Pajamapants jack: I wont show bob or vagene I jsut want a idea of it.

Sydney: oh ok

Kid 1: stop beating yo meat

kid 2: or what

Kid 1: you actin like a pajamapants jack

Kid2: f r i c k

Sydney lewds make me nut everytime :)

Pajamapants jack 

A YouTuber who wastes his talent by drawing softcore porn drawings. Mostly of his one oc. Very overrated
Person 1: have you seen the new pajamapants jack video?
Person 2: no, because I'm not a fuckin incel
Pajamapants jack by The shitpope December 20, 2019
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