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A non friend, usually dark colored skin, non proportion big eyes.
Always prefers a mom old cunt over a young piece of meat, preferably between the ages of 47-53.
Paior would rather sniff cocaine in a club then hang out with friends.
Paior's tend to live rent free ant "friends" house's.
paior by Dr liecht November 22, 2021
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Pyramid Pair 

Like the Pyramids of Egypt these tits have seen better days. Triangular, crumbling, weather beaten, relics of their former self
Your pyramid pair is almost touching your belly button. Shall I fetch some chips n dip?
Pyramid Pair by Working Class Hero December 18, 2020
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panorkel 

A term coined in the late 2000's by John "The Plant" Plant, Panorkel generally refers to an erect horse penis.
Mother of god! Look at the size of that Panorkel!
panorkel by VIP-00 January 19, 2016

prioritease

The act of provoking someone by pretending your priorities have changed creating a less stable or hurtful situation.
During the argument which escalated quickly, Anna felt deeply hurt and to see his reaction, she as a prioritease told Steven she needed to focus on school right now and couldn't see him for a while.
prioritease by RangerGeek January 8, 2017
a word that would come from your weebs friend while christmas is coming, and it has no meaning
HASHIRE SORI YO KAZE NO YOU NI TSUKIMIHARA WO PADORU PADORU
Padoru by your weebs buddy November 13, 2018

Palories 

Calories you consume with your bros (Wing Wednesday, Guy's Night Out, and grilling) that are generally not healthy, but are delicious.
Bro, my gut is getting bigger, I think it's all that salad I've been eating.

No, it's all those palories, we need to cut back on Wing Wednesday.
Palories by Barbie1994 April 27, 2017

priorganize 

The combination of priority and organization. One without the other does little good. Priorganization is organizing ones tasks and/or lives based on their priorities.
I have so many things I need to do. I really need to priorganize or I'll never get done what I need to do.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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