Painting Nails

The act in which you apply nail polish to your fingernails. Then you don't move for a long period of time.

Painting nails pink be right back.

Painting Nails by S1a2b3r4i5n6a7 February 21, 2009

painting my nails 

Euphemism for female masturbation originated on the blog max-logic.com.

Most Friday nights I'm at home watching porn and painting my nails

painting my nails by maxlogicfan August 25, 2011

Painting her nails

A common euphemism a girl may use for the act of fingering herself. Similarly, "painting her nails red" can sometimes refer to a girl fingering said cooter whilst she is menstruating.

guy #1: "So what's Sally up to tonight? Is she gonna chill with us?"
guy #2: "She said she's just staying in and painting her nails tonight. How fuckin' boring is that."
guy #1: "This is like the 3rd time this week she's blown us off to paint her nails, how many times does one person need to paint their nails?"

Painting her nails by leviticustard June 9, 2011

painting your nails 

guaranteed to get you pussy

i saw brad painting his nails bruh... thats so gay
nah man he got laid after he did that. if you ever want pussy you gotta be painting your nails

painting your nails by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021

Painting her nails

Used to describe the 'job' of a woman who leaves all the breadwinning to her partner, so instead has 'occupation' of sitting home and enjoying the comfort of doing nothing. The term derives from what women apparently love doing best as their pastime.

"He goes out and works his butt off while she sits at home, painting her nails"

Painting her nails by Devil Jones March 4, 2008

Painting my nails blue and taking a bath

Referencing Hannah Baker from 13 Reasons Why when crashing out

Friend “bro we have an assignment due tomorrow”
Me “painting my nails blue and taking a bath right now”

Painting my nails blue and taking a bath by Partygoer67 February 27, 2026