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A derivative of the common Spanish language term "pendejo" meaning "stupid person," "simpleton" or just plain "dumbass." The term "paindejo" refers to a male individual ("paindeja" referring to female) whose existence or actions transcends the stupid and actually causes physical pain the universe either within himself or to others.
I almost didn't see that paindejo on the scooter running that red light in front of me. I'm glad I didn't hit him but every passenger in the car remains in serious pain just thinking about it.

It hurts every time that dude is around. He's such a paindejo.
paindejo by thebaltazar October 3, 2019
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Spanish Slang term meaning asshole.
Gah! your such a pandejo!
pandejo by Adfectio June 14, 2005
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A Spanish cuss word that inherited several street meanings.
1. Asshole
2. Dumbass
3. Man Whore
Theres more, but those are the 3 most common ones.
Man, that guy's such a pandejo!
Pandejo by DaBreadBoi April 28, 2008
Spanish slang for covidiot. A portmanteau of pandemic and pendejo.
Tony Tenpenny thought COVID-19 was fake and now he's dead from it. What a sad pandejo.
Pandejo by DrSamba September 30, 2020
This word is used on a person who just saved your life and led you to shelter in a snowy zombie wasteland but you and your idiot friends decide to shoot him in the knee and torture him in the name of some idiotic justice that is the result of weak writing by assfaces.
Idiot: Burn in hell, pandejo.
Everyone with a brain: NOO YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
Pandejo by fucking_pasta May 1, 2021
spanish term used to describe a person who is a dumb pussy.
julio stop acting like such a pandejo!!!
Pandejo by steve stc April 25, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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