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Spanish Slang term meaning asshole.
Gah! your such a pandejo!
pandejo by Adfectio June 14, 2005
Urban Dictionary Merch
A Spanish cuss word that inherited several street meanings.
1. Asshole
2. Dumbass
3. Man Whore
Theres more, but those are the 3 most common ones.
Man, that guy's such a pandejo!
Pandejo by DaBreadBoi April 28, 2008
Spanish slang for covidiot. A portmanteau of pandemic and pendejo.
Tony Tenpenny thought COVID-19 was fake and now he's dead from it. What a sad pandejo.
Pandejo by DrSamba September 30, 2020
This word is used on a person who just saved your life and led you to shelter in a snowy zombie wasteland but you and your idiot friends decide to shoot him in the knee and torture him in the name of some idiotic justice that is the result of weak writing by assfaces.
Idiot: Burn in hell, pandejo.
Everyone with a brain: NOO YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
Pandejo by fucking_pasta May 1, 2021
spanish term used to describe a person who is a dumb pussy.
julio stop acting like such a pandejo!!!
Pandejo by steve stc April 25, 2017

Pandemonium 

Absolute chaos as it was foreseen by the forbidden one; junior the morningsnout (june wick, “junifer morningsnout, “j bravo”, etc)

For junior nothing is more beautiful than seeing the fall of mankind and society as a whole so long as the world bleeds and crumbles as the earth becomes juniors to inherit and his children reign free to do as they please……

Aka “the padre of pandemonium” junior the egomaniac is, as known without a doubt.

Pandemonium is what junior stands for since this is the same kid who will choose chaos over love despite countless thotties thirsting for him in his DMs
Junior grimes is TOTAL pandemonium
Pandemonium by Outlooker of omens November 29, 2021

Padre of pandemonium

the father (padre) of disorganized menace, the progenitor of destruction, etc

Junior the son is ALSO synonymous with his title as the padre of pandemonium, for he enjoys chaos as the pleasure is always his/her when the torment presents itself.

No one takes greater joy in the suffering of others and misfortune than the padre himself
EXAMPLE:

Junior is the padre of pandemonium

If there’s a father of lawfulness and sanctity then junior is most definitely the father of pandemonium, if not then junior’s FATHER HIMSELF IS

Junior and the father are often interchangeable regardless, one in one.

“For one To attempt to establish order is to provoke and challenge the padre of pandemonium”

“If one refuses to accept chaos and misery then it’s apparent that they will attempt to court the padre of pandemonium”

“You do not allow chaos or hell without the padre of pandemonium”

“There is no pandemonium without the padre”
Padre of pandemonium by AB💿EFG February 5, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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