The act of using a hollow book with a hole in the spine to give a descrete hand job.
typically for use in a library or other places with a high density of books
Guy 1: Yo dude, Sarah gave me a page turner in the mobile library yesterday.
An action preformed while fucking doggy style.
While pumping the girls ass, the guy licks his thumb as if to turn the page of a novel but instead inserts it in the girls ass.
"Dude last night i was totally doing Travis's mom from behind and i gave her the old page turner."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.