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The best friend you could ever have
Paeten is my best friend
paeten by Hayb October 10, 2020
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Paeten is one of the most incredible people you'll ever meet. She's kind, caring, and always willing to lend a helping hand. Paeten is a horse enthusiast and has a deep passion for horse riding. She loves the freedom and joy that comes with being on horseback, and she's always eager to share her passion with others. If you're ever feeling down, Paeten will be there to cheer you up, and she'll always have a listening ear if you need to talk.
Paeten is a talented artist, and she loves to express herself through her artwork. Even when she's struggling with personal issues, she'll always find time to create something beautiful.
Paeten is a loyal friend who will always be there for you when you need her. She's the kind of person who will drop everything to help you, no matter what. If you're ever feeling lost or alone, Paeten will be there to guide you and support you through whatever you're going through.
Despite her many talents, Paeten is also humble and down-to-earth. She doesn't let her accomplishments go to her head, and she's always striving to be a better person. Paeten is someone who inspires others to be their best selves, and she's always looking for ways to make the world a better place.
Overall, Paeten is an amazing person who brings joy and positivity wherever she goes. If you're lucky enough to have her in your life, cherish her because she's one of a kind.
Paeten is so funny
Paeten by Roxypoxy190803 July 27, 2023
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Pretend Murray 

When you use a surname that you know isn't yours. You are given the name via a fake birth certificate to hide history, and the fact your "dad" isn't "your dad", but you go along with it to stay in good with your "chequebook dad"
Muzza is such a Pretend Murray he had it tattoo'd down his leg, and gave the name to his son who is now also a Pretend Murray. Spoon fed family lies are awful tastier than the truth huh?

i am pretending to type something 

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.
-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

pretenductive 

(adjective) when you pretend to be productive but in fact you are just procrastinating as usual
Q: Where's Emily?

A: Oh, she's in the library being pretenductive again.
pretenductive by Danlod November 10, 2016

PATENT TROLL 

A company-or divison of a company-whose sole reason for being is to sue other companies/individuals for patent infringment.Sometimes the troll is a large tech company with many patents.Other times it's a smaller company that purchases patents...then goes huntin'.Don't let this stop you from makin' shit.
UNBIASED ANCHORMAN:"Great news CRACKBERRY ADDICTS!The USPTO
ruled today that PATENT TROLL NTP's claims
against RIM are invalid.Whew...that was
close!More after these emai-uh messages."
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Md. Ziaul Haque, from Bangladesh, started writing poetenry.
Poetenry by Rajeeb2014 January 15, 2013
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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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