padroll 

The kneading action a domestic cat does with it's paws on its 'owners' body. Padrolling is best done with the claws sheathed, otherwise it can be uncomfortable. It is not known why cats padroll humans but it mimics the behaviour the kittens do to express milk from the mother cat when nursing. It is believed that it could be a way of showing affection to the human. Cats often dribble saliva when they padroll.

Tigger the ginger cat was balanced on my knee attempting to padroll and get my attention to feed him.

padroll by DonkeyOaty September 24, 2020

Haters on the Payroll 

The phrase simply means that you are doing extremely well and are very successful. Success, fame and fortune will inevitably come with a large amount of haters. This is not a bad thing, without haters there is no one to prove wrong. Understanding that hate is a sign of envy and jealously should be used to motivate you. Just remember, haters gonna hate, that just means you're doing well.

"Yoo dude did you see Dan Bilzerian's snap story!? Looks like he was hunting warthogs out of a chopper down in Texas with like five hot mami's, friggin epic!"

"No, I hate Dan Bilzerian. His company is gonna fail and he'll be a broke ass cat like me."

Dan Bilzerian has haters on the payroll and they are working for free.

Haters on the Payroll by DannyDimes December 18, 2020

Patrolling the Mojave 

The Fallout: New Vegas equivalent of the Arrow to the knee meme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, originating from the generic dialog lines spoken by NCR troopers throughout the game.

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter." -Anonymous NCR Trooper.

Patrolling the Mojave by Smokey T. Stevenston October 29, 2013

payroll prostitute

A person who has sex with the boss to keep or get a better position.

"The boss will never date you; he thinks that your beneath him. Your just his prostitute on the payroll. Your his payroll prostitute. "

payroll prostitute by Lorin B. October 15, 2008

Patrolling 

Searching for a spot to do you. Seeking a destination to perform a particular and in few cases ethically questionable action.

"Paul got some flowers, let's get patrolling in the park for a sesh."

"There is too many ratchets patrolling the club tonight."

Patrolling by SpliffBoom March 13, 2014

don't fuck with the payroll 

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.

I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

don't fuck with the payroll by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011

Patroll 

When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.

Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end:

Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.

Patroll by GoGopher February 24, 2014