Patroll 

When a writer of an online article or blog post starts or finishes a piece with pre-emptive responses to the trolling s/he is expecting to see in the comments.

Jane decided she'd better patroll her post by adding this statement at the end:

Before you start trolling in the comments and saying nobody cares, remember that this is the answer to a question I get in half of the messages from my readers.

Patroll by GoGopher February 24, 2014

patroll 

a recon mission by a neurotic control freak

In order to stay up-to-date on everyone's personal business, the intrusive nosy co-worker regularly went out on patroll throughout the office

patroll by Higley September 16, 2009

PaTroll 

Scouting out potential posts to troll on forums and social networking sites.

PaTrolling Andrew's Formsping and Facebook.

PaTroll by I like trolling. February 22, 2011

Patroll 

Duty to wander/survey/people watch/visually pat down any fucking NOOB then subsequitily annihilate/castrate/obliterate/demolish with the uttermost/stellar Verbal beat down ever known to man.

Dude we gotta get on our PaTroll.

Those Fags are totally Patrolling the southwest region.

I say we go over to their house, Patroll the shit out of them.

Patroll by HBMB September 24, 2012

patroll

An ill-tempered entity who needlessly/selfishly guards a bridge against various-sized horned-but-harmless herbivores who merely wish to cross over it to graze in da fields on da other side.

Maybe if da Three Billy Goats Gruff had waited till nightfall, they could have stealthily TIPtoed (not clumpingly "trip-toed") across to greener pastures while da bridge's cantankerous gatekeeper was snoozin' --- one would assume dat he'd have had to sleep sometime; he couldn't keep up his patroll duties 24/7!

patroll by QuacksO May 3, 2026

Snow PaTroll 

A typical millennial Snowflake who wastes their time trolling media sites and regurgitating second-hand opinions with nothing to back them up. They usually have little idea how government works and so their feelings need to be validated by the mainstream media. They are also plagued with symptoms of Trump Deramgement Syndrome.

Every time Donald Trump tweets, out come the angry, butthurt Snow PaTrolls!!

Snow PaTroll by Time Foolery July 23, 2018

thot patrol translation

An elite group who translate hentai doujins into shakespearean english

Thot patrol translation translated another doujin

thot patrol translation by Variant647 October 30, 2018