Paddocking
''Did you talk to Lindsay today? She's been paddocking over Heather for the last three hours and it's driving me INSANE!''
Paddocking by PennyForYourCox October 1, 2020
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padlocking
Verb. The act of inserting one's penis into one's own rectum representing the shape of a padlock in an attempt to derive sexual pleasure.
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Upon reaching climax the penis is forcefully ejected from the anus in a manner of an unlocking padlock
Jeremy: Hey man have you got any plans tonight?
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
Abdul-Khalim: I've got plans. There's a padlock that needs padlocking
padlocking by Sir Adam Butchinson II Sr March 7, 2012
Related Words
Haddocking
To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.
Haddocking by Gunnlove July 14, 2010
Padlocking
When you go up to some douchbag with huge gauges and you take a padlock and lock it through there gauges.
Padlocking by Apathetic_Lamp August 24, 2011
Pandicking
Neologism/Portmanteau: Panda Dicking
The purposeful, willful and deliberate act of ungentlemanly gentleman hunting for "exotic" encounters with women of primarily Asian descent in order to achieve personal sexual gratification.
Also see Pootercruising.
Unrelated to New Zealand wooldicking or having actual sex with Pandas.
The purposeful, willful and deliberate act of ungentlemanly gentleman hunting for "exotic" encounters with women of primarily Asian descent in order to achieve personal sexual gratification.
Also see Pootercruising.
Unrelated to New Zealand wooldicking or having actual sex with Pandas.
Me and the bros are going to grab some orange chicken, after which we will go pandicking down Broadway (followed by high five).
Pandicking by blingblongbling March 16, 2010
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.