paddlepuss 

Originally a surfer term. A person who plays in the white water and is afraid to stray from the beach. Can more largely be referred to someone who is afraid to take a risk.

I dare you to eat that centipede, don't be a paddlepuss!

paddlepuss by SallyTheSillySalmon September 19, 2021

pamplepuss 

Sour grapefruit face.

Pulling a pamplepuss after eating something sour. Or a person in a bad mood, with the facial expression to prove it.

pamplepuss by Diablo's Dictionary May 21, 2009

piddlepuss 

A strange or funny expression on some people's faces while urinating

Every time that Mike pees his face turns into a piddlepuss

piddlepuss by Buguba October 16, 2023

paddleasstastic 

Extremely good, particularly in a sadomasochistic manner.

"What did you think of that film last night?"

"It was paddleasstastic"

paddleasstastic by Muggz November 6, 2003

Waddlepuss 

Someone who waddles in a slow manner while they are also pregnant.

Come on Meriah, ya waddlepuss.

Waddlepuss by Vlanman May 11, 2022