pack fudge

1. To place a fudge confection into a carton
2. To give anal sex

1. Ward, why don't you help the beaver pack his fudge?
2. Carson got his fudge packed so tight he couldn't shit for three days.

pack fudge by discordian December 23, 2003

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pack fudge

1. To anally sodomize another individual 2. To engage in homosexual activities

The expression is derived from an assumption that the receptive partner in anal coitus would have his feces, "fudge," compressed and pushed back into the gastrointestinal tract, "packed."

Leandro really got his fudge packed hard by those Nigerian guys while in immigration detention.

Adam and Steve are quite sore as a result of packing fudge all night.

Leroy does like to pack fudge; some of the other inmates call him "Papa Bear."

pack fudge by Kuzow July 25, 2006

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pack fudge

To do someone up there ass.

fags pack each others fudge

pack fudge by Sanchezgiver January 10, 2004

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pack fudge or pack your bags

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

pack fudge or pack your bags by PMax January 11, 2009