pack fudge

1. To place a fudge confection into a carton
2. To give anal sex

1. Ward, why don't you help the beaver pack his fudge?
2. Carson got his fudge packed so tight he couldn't shit for three days.

by discordian December 23, 2003

pack fudge

1. To anally sodomize another individual 2. To engage in homosexual activities

The expression is derived from an assumption that the receptive partner in anal coitus would have his feces, "fudge," compressed and pushed back into the gastrointestinal tract, "packed."

Leandro really got his fudge packed hard by those Nigerian guys while in immigration detention.

Adam and Steve are quite sore as a result of packing fudge all night.

Leroy does like to pack fudge; some of the other inmates call him "Papa Bear."

by Kuzow July 25, 2006

pack fudge

To do someone up there ass.

fags pack each others fudge

by Sanchezgiver January 10, 2004

pack fudge or pack your bags

An ultimatum to a sexual partner that they must either engage in anal sex or find another partner or lover. This may be done as an ugly but effective way to end a relationship regardless of whether or not the instigator really craves anal sex, as the other party may be unwilling to engage in it even at the cost of the relationship.

Her: You've seemed distant lately; what's wrong?

Him: Our sex life; it is unsatisfying.

Her: What can I do to please you?

Him: Pack fudge or pack your bags.

Her: What?

Him: You heard me. Give up that cornhole or find someone else.

by PMax January 11, 2009

fudge pack

to have anal intercourse; compacting the feces in the intestines by means of the male genitals during anal sex

I wanna fudge-pack you, Bitch!

by King Shit January 18, 2003

fudge pack

to insert your penis into the asshole

I refuse to fudge pack because the condom always breaks.

by LeMarr McVay November 21, 2003

fudge pack

the action of having sexual intercourse anally.

You fudge-packer

by Zephyrgais January 18, 2003