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Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

PB and J 

When giving a person a hand job and anally fisting them and they ejaculate in your hand. You then pull your hand out of their ass. Now with one hand covered in semen and the other covered in fecal matter, you slap them together to mix the mess on both hands. Finally, with your hands still together, you thrust them up the persons ass as fast and deep as you can.
Person 1: Dude this guy gave me a PB and J last night.

Person 2: That is disgusting...
PB and J by Ewikkkkkkkkkkk May 9, 2009

Pb and J sandwich 

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.
Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

PB and J 

Porn Break and Jerkoff. When you've been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and assignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some porn and jerkoff.
dude how'd you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?

easy man - just had myself a PB and J
PB and J by chameronman April 2, 2011

PB and J 

"Go make some PB and J."
PB and J by z0mbi3X2k September 23, 2005

PB and J-Ho's 

The best time of the school year at Grapevine High School! It's when our principal Jerry Hollingsworth makes all the students peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but cleverly named PB and J-Ho's!
"Im having such a bad day"

"Well we are having "PB and J-Ho's" today!"

"AH SWEET!"

PB and J-Ho's
PB and J-Ho's by theatre kid January 1, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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