p b and j  

When a guy somethers his dick in peanut buter and spreads jelly in the girls anus and then butt fuck her making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The but being the buns

Shit man gave my chick a p b and j last night and she fucking screamed for more

p b and j by Jeff 321 December 11, 2007

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

PB and J 

When giving a person a hand job and anally fisting them and they ejaculate in your hand. You then pull your hand out of their ass. Now with one hand covered in semen and the other covered in fecal matter, you slap them together to mix the mess on both hands. Finally, with your hands still together, you thrust them up the persons ass as fast and deep as you can.

Person 1: Dude this guy gave me a PB and J last night.

Person 2: That is disgusting...

PB and J by Ewikkkkkkkkkkk May 9, 2009

Pb and J sandwich 

When you have hemorrhoids or an anal tear and then wipe your ass after a shit. There will be a layer of poop with some fresh blood on top of the toilet paper, which looks like peanut butter and jelly layered on a piece of bread. Then when you fold the soiled toilet paper it becomes a ‘sandwich’.

Corey: “hey sorry I’m late boss, I had to use the shitter and I produced a Pb and J sandwich on the can”.

Boss: “I didn’t need to know that part.”

Pb and J sandwich by Smokeythefuckclown May 20, 2022

PB and J 

Porn Break and Jerkoff. When you've been sitting in your dorm room staying up all night writing papers and assignments but need a wake-me-up, so you turn on some porn and jerkoff.

dude how'd you manage to stay up all night writing those papers?

easy man - just had myself a PB and J

PB and J by chameronman April 2, 2011

PB and J 

PB and J (PBJ) means Peanut butter and jelly

"Go make some PB and J."

PB and J by z0mbi3X2k September 23, 2005

PB and J-Ho's 

The best time of the school year at Grapevine High School! It's when our principal Jerry Hollingsworth makes all the students peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but cleverly named PB and J-Ho's!

"Im having such a bad day"

"Well we are having "PB and J-Ho's" today!"

"AH SWEET!"

PB and J-Ho's

PB and J-Ho's by theatre kid January 1, 2011