oxhon

one calls themselves it if they feel as if they want to be railed until their clitoris feels sore from the males reproductive organ gliding against it

man! I feel like getting an oxhon!

by Sphinx16 September 6, 2021

Ohonic

A person who has a bunch of friends but still prefers to stay alone at their own space because they find themselves more fun and interesting.

Guy 1: Hey bruh let's go to the arcade,everyone's waiting.
Ohonic guy: I think I'll pass,i need to do some of my stuff( giggles)

Guy 2: Damn this guy is ohonic,let him be!

by Xpello March 14, 2019

oPhone

Abbreviation of "Obama Phone," the free wireless phones provided for low-income Americans by the FTC's Lifeline program.

Because the phones are provided free to low-income persons, the benefit is assumed to come from President Obama.

Only a fool would work to get a new iPhone when an oPhone is free.

by chingaleta September 27, 2012

mike oxlong

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"

person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong

by tallnick June 11, 2006

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.

Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong

by Dickhead McDoucheface July 26, 2019

Oxhorn

One of the best machinima makers ever. Creator of the inventing swear words series and several other machinimas.

Oxhorn is the best machinima maker ever if you ask me.

by Jotez August 16, 2009

Ohona

Ohona is one of the most amazing friends that you will ever have. Shes super sweet, nice, gorgeous,funny and skinny. She will always be their for you when you need her and is a genuine friend.

you only wish you had a best friend like Ohona!

by hearts<3and love August 7, 2011