Skip to main content
A person who has a bunch of friends but still prefers to stay alone at their own space because they find themselves more fun and interesting.
Guy 1: Hey bruh let's go to the arcade,everyone's waiting.
Ohonic guy: I think I'll pass,i need to do some of my stuff( giggles)

Guy 2: Damn this guy is ohonic,let him be!
Ohonic by Xpello March 14, 2019
Related Words
oxhon ohong ohone othon Ochongo ochonia OchoNigo ohhoneybee OhHoneyNo Ohona
Abbreviation of "Obama Phone," the free wireless phones provided for low-income Americans by the FTC's Lifeline program.

Because the phones are provided free to low-income persons, the benefit is assumed to come from President Obama.
Only a fool would work to get a new iPhone when an oPhone is free.
oPhone by chingaleta September 27, 2012

mike oxlong 

a joke name like mike hunt, when said it sounds similar to the phrase "my cock's long"
person a) hey put a call out for Mike Oxlong
person b) Mike Oxlong, call for Mike Oxlong
mike oxlong by tallnick June 11, 2006

Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong 

These names are plays on words to get gullible folks to say "My Cock's Small" or "My Cock's Long." Either one works on a fool.
*Mike Oxmall can also be spelled "Mike Oxsmall for more subtlety.
Chad: Oi mate, I changed my name to Mike Oxmall.
Bradley: Hi, Mike Oxmall.
Chad: You muppet.
Bradley: What?
Chad: Mike Oxmall/Mike Oxlong
One of the best machinima makers ever. Creator of the inventing swear words series and several other machinimas.
Oxhorn is the best machinima maker ever if you ask me.
Oxhorn by Jotez August 16, 2009
Ohona is one of the most amazing friends that you will ever have. Shes super sweet, nice, gorgeous,funny and skinny. She will always be their for you when you need her and is a genuine friend.
you only wish you had a best friend like Ohona!
Ohona by hearts<3and love August 7, 2011