owance 

Indication of what is due

Fairly playfully reproach owance should such marginally exceed allowance.

owance by Hercolena Oliver March 19, 2009

Ownce 

1. A large, black, ghetto woman.
2. A action or noise made by a large, ghetto black woman.
3. Star Jones

Star Jones and Queen Latifah ar so OWNCE!
That's ownce, baby!
As she swaggers as she "OWNCES!"

Ownce by Anticamel November 12, 2003

ownances

Instance in which you own someone.

"How many ownances have you had today?"

ownances by GergisSmash February 24, 2009

Oancea 

Pronounced Wanker, this is a typical Romanian surname! Most Oanceas are tall and hairy but are born without chins. This makes it extremely difficult for them to fold towels or bed sheets. They also take an interest in football but tend to support terrible teams like Liverpool. Sport is not their strong point, most of them can't swim and struggle to even win crazy golf. The majority make terrible life decisions such as smoking at a young age or getting extremely, rubbish tattoos.

Look that boy has no chin, must be one one Oancea family! What a oancea

Oancea by Roma_roma August 10, 2015

car-ogance law 

Car-ogance law states that whenever cyclists raise valid questions about their safety or discomforts that within three responses car owners will try to bend the topic/discussion about the own responsibility and unsafe behavior of that cyclist.

Example 1:
"Yesterday I got hospitalized because I got doored by a car-owner that opened his door"
"Those damn cyclists should wear a helmet. It is your own fault!"
"You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"

Example 2:
"I don't feel safe on the roads of Amsterdam sharing the road with SUV's."
"Cyclists always run a red light. You should follow the rules."
"You are showing car-ogance and should be aware that other people are also in traffic without a car."

"Car-ogance law strikes! You're showing car-ogance and should keep your attention on the traffic instead of opening the car door without looking"

car-ogance law by Maikelonline September 19, 2021