Oancea

Pronounced Wanker, this is a typical Romanian surname! Most Oanceas are tall and hairy but are born without chins. This makes it extremely difficult for them to fold towels or bed sheets. They also take an interest in football but tend to support terrible teams like Liverpool. Sport is not their strong point, most of them can't swim and struggle to even win crazy golf. The majority make terrible life decisions such as smoking at a young age or getting extremely, rubbish tattoos.

Look that boy has no chin, must be one one Oancea family! What a oancea

by Roma_roma August 10, 2015

Ounceathon

An extended session of cannabis smoking where an ounce is consumed in one sitting. Usually undertaken by more than one person.

Come round to mine tonight, I'm having an ounceathon.

by BarringtonS April 22, 2009

Oancakes

A type of word describe for a dumb person who can't make pancakes nor spell correctly

Boy 1:Your on your period shut the fuck up
Girl 1:You can't even make oancakes I don't want to hear your uneducational ass

by This biscuits and gravy June 10, 2018

Onceaweeker

A person who calls out from work at least one a week with a varied excuse, due to the fact they don't want to work.

He called out? Well I am not surprised. He is a onceaweeker

by Thal September 2, 2020