Someone in his 20s (or even 30s) that still acts like a 17 year-old. Overripe teenagers who are male often try to date teenage girls. Overripe teenagers who are female not only act like a 17 year-old, but dress like one, too.
Jim: What's up with Jeremy? He's 35, working at McDonald's and dating a 19 year old?
Eric: He's just being Jeremy.
Jim: I think he is an overripe teenager.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!