The fastest, baddest woman to ever set an RC car on a track. Avid racer with 10 years experience and more knowledge in her little finger than NitrOus could ever know in his entire, feeble, miserable litle lifetime.
She is disliked by only those who don't follow rules.
Man, how come OvalQueen is so fast??
OvalQueen even has an all time, track record! Do you??
When ya homie won't let you spend the night after your city been destroyed by HurricaneHarvey, or makes a lame ass excuse not to help you out in general.
Dude, you wouldn't believe it, my house flooded so I asked my homie Joel if we could use his mega ass church for shelter and that mothafucka olsteened me!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.