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Outkicking your Coverage 

To engage in a romantic relationship with a person who is much better looking, and/or smarter, and/or in a higher socioeconomic class than you. Essentially, a person who is widely considered to be 'out of your league.'
Bob: Your new girlfriend is smokin' hot... A legitimate '8'... How do you continue to keep outkicking your coverage.

Other guy, also named Bob: I have an extremely large penis!

outkicked his coverage 

Having a date/mate that is significantly more attractive than you.
Seal really outkicked his coverage with Heidi Klum.
To have a bigger penis than others, to Out-Do somebody in that area. Applied when the outdicker is younger, or of a race not expected to be bigger than the outdicked.

Derived from the word outdid/ outdone.
Wow, my little brother outdicks you!

Psh, you got nothing, I totally outdick your little five incher!
outdick by bigger than you June 23, 2011
Verb: in homo sapiens species, when two males compete over a female through sperm competition, the higher ranking male and consequently the winner of the seduction process is said to have outdicked the lower ranking male, aka he has a bigger dick.
Beta male: WTF? That kid is all over your girlfriend bro, why don’t you beat his ass right now.
Alpha male: let him have her and she’ll come back crying to be with me again in less than a week. I can outdick the shit out of that noob anytime.
Outdick by Toilette June 8, 2015

Outticus 

The act of being out
Removing yourself from an area or situation with such swiftness and velocity that it makes the individual epic automatically
Damn yo, I found out that girl I was bangin was 16, so I had to be like Captain Outticus and get out of there.
Outticus by Cpt. Outtie February 21, 2010

Outkick The Coverage 

To do better than expected or anticipated.
"Benny is dating Darla? Whoa, she's way out of his league. He was totally able to outkick the coverage."
Outkick The Coverage by hoaxtax December 9, 2012