4 definitions by Toilette
Verb: in homo sapiens species, when two males compete over a female through sperm competition, the higher ranking male and consequently the winner of the seduction process is said to have outdicked the lower ranking male, aka he has a bigger dick.
Beta male: WTF? That kid is all over your girlfriend bro, why don’t you beat his ass right now.
Alpha male: let him have her and she’ll come back crying to be with me again in less than a week. I can outdick the shit out of that noob anytime.
Alpha male: let him have her and she’ll come back crying to be with me again in less than a week. I can outdick the shit out of that noob anytime.
by Toilette June 6, 2015
Like a regular Tit Fuck , but performed with man boobs instead. Considered as a sexual delicacy for senior inmates upon the incarceration of a new and fat/hormonally imbalanced inmate. Can also be a topic of discussion within a death metal band members after playing a concert and failing to bring back some groupies to the after party.
Senior inmate 1: Doowww, have you seen dat new kid with the boobies in bloc 4? Shotgun on a man tit fuck.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.
Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
Senior inmate 2: I’m second in line. Fuck I miss this shit; I’d kill to eat a Big Mac.
Bass player: Dude, have you seen those giant tits leaning on the monitors while we played Kunt Killer tonight? I would have rubbed my 36’’ between those.
Guitar player: Of course I noticed those giant tits, and if you’d have played tight tonight, she probably would be right here getting ready for some action, but thanks to your stellar performance, I’m left fantasizing on a man tit fuck with you instead. Squeeze them tight for a change; I’ll go grab my guitar.
Bass player: Fuck you.
by Toilette October 14, 2014
Prostitute offering services at a discount when approaching end of quarter while not meeting budgeted figures and/or when facing liquidity shortages in the crack-cocaine-heroin market. Most regulators (aka sex workers union) are against this practice, but proponents of free markets say it is a necessary evil and is one of the keys to success in a capitalist society.
A seasoned Wall Street trader rides his Lamborghini at night in the streets of Newark and stops by a young lady waiting on a corner in the middle of nowhere:
Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.
Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.
by Toilette November 11, 2014
Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
by Toilette March 29, 2015