When a person has to poop really bad and they can no longer buy time by farting
Jimmy let out a string of farts in an attempt to relieve the pressure of his impending poop. He carefully allowed one last fart to slip out. Jimmy then knew that the next thing to exit his ass would not be flatulence. He was out of gas.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.