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ostentatious ostriches 

group of people who love materialistic things
Oh those ostentatious ostriches only want more rings and diamonds but never want love.
ostentatious ostriches by slimjim256 September 25, 2012
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ostensible 

appearing as such but not necessarily so
the second horse was the ostensible winner

pouser
ostensible by jairo arroyo September 20, 2007

ostensibly 

Outwardly, Supposedly. The most likely assumption
The ostensibly heterosexual man keeps threatening to shove things up his co-workers asses. The No Child Left Behind Act is ostensibly for improving education.
ostensibly by Jimmer September 3, 2004
A city which is located on the coast of Belgium.
People tend to beat each other up in Oostende.
But, there are also lots of friendly people.
Person1: I wanna go beat somebody up
Person2: Let's go to Oostende then
Oostende by lolwas June 27, 2010
Ousted is when you have dumped your girlfriend extremely fast. She doesn’t even know until she checks her my space.
You are having sex in the bath room, and your girlfriend is bent over the sink. You have been beating it up rigorously for some time now when all of a sudden a loud abrupt burping noise comes from her rear end. Is it a fart? Is it a queef? Who cares she’s OUSTED!
ousted by JoshuaStudd September 16, 2007
Outense; Adverb.
Out,ence(ness).

-Out·ence

Derived from the fact that intense may only be used while in a tent, this word describes certain events of extremeness or pure amazement that happens outside of the tent.
"Dude, your Captain Planet is so much more outense than mine and I'm really glad we're not camping."

"These are outense UV rays beaming down."
Outense by Jordan Sansing January 3, 2009
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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