Oulfa is a very special person. You'll never meet a person like her ever again. She's very clever and self-confident, knows how to win an argument and never fails to get what she wants. Her careless attitude towars life gets her in trouble sometimes. Her humour is outstanding. She makes everyone around her crack up in laughter and everyone loves to be around her. When she's not around something is missing and it's just not the same. An Oulfa is very emotional. Although she seems very confident on the surface, she gets hurt very easily and it takes her a while õoóôoto get over it. If you know an Oulfa, hold on to her. She enriches your life and you should treat her right.
"Hey, someone's missing.. it's so boring."
"Yeah, Oulfa didn't make it today."
"Too bad. We could have needed an Oulfa around here."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).