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otjhj by purphektkryme February 5, 2013
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OTPHJ
OTPHJ by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
Word of the Day on July 14, 2021
otchj
"I gave him an otchj because we got interrupted during sex. I kept him hard for 15 minutes!" - Lauren
otchj by rondalovesotpcrs November 12, 2009
OTPHJ
Abrebiation for "Over The Pants Hand Job", this is the art form of a male receiving a handjob over his pants.
OTPHJ by Jaredbrenner33 February 1, 2016
OTPHJ
The act, better known as an "over the pants handjob," occurs when one partner, engaged in a heavy petting or makeout session, vigorously rubs their partner's package from above said partner's pants/shorts/slacks/jorts. It can be used for mutual pleasure and/or sizing up a new partner.
The Flying Pacheco used the OTPHJ to get to know her various conquests before getting her hands dirty.
OTPHJ by Evil Strauss April 26, 2011
OTPHJTC
Over The Pants Hand Job To Completion.
Variations:
OTPHJNTC (Over The Pants Hand Job Not To Completion).
It is very common for people to respond to this acronym with other acronyms that are far less "official". The fun part is trying to figure out what each acronym means or simply the fact that no one knows what the hell you are talking about.
Two examples of a similar less "official" acronyms would be FCDHTC (Fully Clothed Dry Hump To Completion) and PCSDHTC (Partially Clothed Stripper Dry Hump To Completion).
Variations:
OTPHJNTC (Over The Pants Hand Job Not To Completion).
It is very common for people to respond to this acronym with other acronyms that are far less "official". The fun part is trying to figure out what each acronym means or simply the fact that no one knows what the hell you are talking about.
Two examples of a similar less "official" acronyms would be FCDHTC (Fully Clothed Dry Hump To Completion) and PCSDHTC (Partially Clothed Stripper Dry Hump To Completion).
OTPHJ
NOUN 1 Over The Pants Hand Jiggity. 2 Over Trouser Penis Hand Job. Somthing to be done underneath the dinner table while at girlfreind's parents house and/or the only sexual act that is willing to be performed by females brought up in well-to-do suburbs of Detroit.
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