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"I gave him an otchj because we got interrupted during sex. I kept him hard for 15 minutes!" - Lauren
otchj by rondalovesotpcrs November 12, 2009
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Bitch-otch 

This is a combination of the words 'bitch' and it's derivative, 'beotch'.

In order to experience the full effect of its usage, the user should deliver it as if he or she is a chicken. Careful timing between its two syllables makes its application broad and effective.

This word is exceptional when pwning n00bs and is particularly effective when applied simultaneously with a tea bagging motion.
Like a chicken: Bitch-otch! Bitch-otch!

I just owned that bitch-otch.

Ooooohhhhhh! Bitch-otch! (tea bag)
Bitch-otch by camnipotent May 16, 2009
Related Words
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?
OTPHJ by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004
Word of the Day on July 14, 2021
Synonymous to the word bitch. In close relation to the popular spelling beotch, more specifically implying the said bre-otch is overweight, ugly, and mildly psychotic. Stems from the Celtic name for a female, Bre-anne.
"Hey Natasha, stop being such a bre-otch!"`
"Amanda, I can`t help it! I'm on my rag!"
bre-otch by penthaus January 15, 2009
What an otch.
That is really otchy.
I HATE THAT OTCH!
Otch by AvaPwns August 22, 2006

Good Otch 

Another way to say "Sexy" or "I'd hit that". The slang "otch" literally means "Sex". However "Good Otch" doesn't literally mean "Good Sex", it's just a compliment or exclamation of a female's sexyness or beauty.
"Shit, did you seen Jessica Simpson's new music video?"
"Daaaamn! Good otch!"
Good Otch by TFE September 1, 2006
Connected to the vague slang for "Sex" known as "Otch", a sort of veiling form of slang like "Hexican".
In this case, "Otchob" simply means "Blowjob".
"Man, good otch last night, she was giving me an otchob and I thought I'd gone to heaven!"
Otchob by TFE September 1, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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