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They were being so otees! I had already told all of them no!
Otees by Wordler73829 July 28, 2023
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otees • Omeesh • otnes • Otrese • obeese mom • Obeesive • Odeesia • oees • ojeesha • okeese
The single most beautiful girl in existence. The thought of her brings a smile to your face. She's a ray of happiness in your life. She's the physical embodiment of everything you've ever wanted. She's someone you could imagine living with happily for your entire life. She's the sunshine in your life. She's perfection.
Person 1: "Whoa look how amazing that girl is!"
Person 2: "I know right! She's perfect. She's Omeesha."
Omeesha by loveyouomeesha May 24, 2019
Japanese word for "big sister"
"oneesan! Mom said to clean your room!"
Oneesan by KittyKinetc April 9, 2008
Oneesa is the name that one cool kids get people named oneesa get lots of friends and boys 😉
Boy1: oh she’s cute what’s her name?
Boy2: Oneesa!
Boy1: oh say less!
oneesa by Shy with a C October 24, 2020

Andri Ottesen 

Andri is a godly man, this man is the goddamn teacher blessed by every greek and roman god except Hera/Juno because he claimed himself a higher man than her.

He has a huge schlong and is a OGPOSATELE one of the greatest pieces of shits of all time ever to see the light of earth.
Andri Ottesen: BOY! did you do your homework.
Me: no.
Andri Ottesen : good, because i did it for you.
Oteepee, or OTP stands for One True Pairing. Often the result of a successful ship. Often used in fandoms. Can also be your favorite combination of characters in a fandom
(quoting the article OTP)
"RON and Hermione are /so/ oteepee"
oteepee by TedShif April 12, 2016
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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