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ocular pat down
Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.
ocular pat down by cmack 2406 October 24, 2012
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Ocularstalkism
The eyes of that painting are totally following me. That's ocularstalkism!
The room was thick with ocularstalkism.
The room was thick with ocularstalkism.
Ocularstalkism by 7331 May 3, 2004
ocular rectism
The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.
Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.
ocular rectism by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008
Ocular rectitis
*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."
Ocular rectitis by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 1, 2010
Ocular Patdown
An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.
Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.
Ocular Patdown by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022
oculart.com
My little sister is afraid of oculart.com, but I think its pretty entertaining when I'm not having a bad trip.
oculart.com by Chief Running Brain May 19, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.