oscular

Comes from Latin osculum, means to “kiss” or “little mouth.”

Oscular, a show of affection

by yols February 19, 2021

ocular pat down

The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.

Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.

by cmack 2406 October 24, 2012

Ocularstalkism

When the eyes of a person depicted in a painting appear to follow your movements.

The eyes of that painting are totally following me. That's ocularstalkism!

The room was thick with ocularstalkism.

by 7331 May 3, 2004

ocular rectism

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008

Ocular rectitis

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.

*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."

by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 1, 2010

Ocular Patdown

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.

Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.

by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022

oculart.com

Oculart.com is a strange website that seems to be a surreal, looping video with strange audio.

My little sister is afraid of oculart.com, but I think its pretty entertaining when I'm not having a bad trip.

by Chief Running Brain May 19, 2009