ocular 

The act of locking someone's eyeball for sexual stimulation

I gave that bitch the best ocular of her life last week

ocular by butface1994 February 27, 2015

Ocular 

1. A badass band.
2. A lense.
3. An adjective pretaining to the eye.

Ocular by Jimmy Graf July 14, 2003

ocular pat down 

The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.

Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.

ocular pat down by cmack 2406 October 24, 2012

ocular rectism 

The medical condition where a person's asshole nerve is connected to their eyeball nerve, giving them a shitty outlook on life.

Amy Winehouse sure has an ocular rectism, considering how she looked so hot at one time, and now she is a doped up, fugly looking crack whore.

ocular rectism by Dr. Obvious June 17, 2008

Ocular rectitis 

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.

*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."

Ocular rectitis by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 1, 2010

Ocular Patdown 

An ocular patdown is a visual threat assessment performed by Ronald MacDonald (Mac) or his cousin, Country Mac.

Mac: I did an ocular patdown on him.
Dennis: What?
Mac: I'm saying I did an ocular assessment of the situation, garnered that he was not a security risk and I cleared him for passage.

Ocular Patdown by Solo Amadeus December 23, 2022

Ocular Testiculitis 

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

Ocular Testiculitis by Jsenpai August 27, 2014