orthin

He's a little shy but insanely outgoing
around his friends. He can make anyone laugh,
knows how to treat a girl right and is loves
cuddling. He genuinely cares about everyone
he loves and loves everyone. If you get to really
know him you'll realize he's a deep, insecure
and one of the most amazing friends you will
ever make in your entire life. He'd make the
most amazing boyfriend in the history of
man-kind He's also incredibly brave and isn't
afraid to fight for what he believes in or wants.
If you ever have the privileged to have him in
your life don't take it for granted and never let
go of him as a friend or anything else. He
knows what to say, when to say it, and how to
say it. He's a good listener and gives the best
advice. He never judges or makes you feel like
you're nothing. He has the most beautiful blue
eyes you've ever seen and is the easiest person
to love ever. He's pretty much every girl's
dream guy and more. Incredibly rare down to
earth human being and is just plain awesome.

orthin nice and funny

orthin by orthin November 22, 2021

orthonormal gay-sis 

A female sibling of length 1-unit (typically 1 metre) who likes to ride on the other bus.

Hey Jim - I caught your sister rug munching one of her friends.

You've got an orthonormal gay-sis!

orthonormal gay-sis by Leonard_999 June 12, 2009

Orthidontist 

(n) a man/woman who enjoys making your life more miserable by sticking unknown metal objects in your mouth.

Orthidontist is using a sharp utensil to hurt your teeth in a suttle way.

Orthidontist by Brittlifeismusic March 25, 2007

Orting 

A small town an hour and a half drive from Seattle usually driven thru by white families on their way to mt. Ranier full of wiggers, potheads and more racist white trash than you'd expect in a metropolitan state like Washington about 4 black kids in the entire school system and even fewer Asians considered a shithole by 90% of kids that live here

Full of kids that talk about fighting all day buy get into about one fight every two years, everyone here never seems to have money or pot and even when you get it it's about the only place in america where people will take your money and give you nothing back the reason for this is the fact that the kids buying bud usually have more money to spare from their flowing allowances they get from their parents that are too busy working at a job 20 miles away that they don't realize their child is a stoner

Me: damn how fuckin hard is it to get good weed around here

Friend: this is fucking orting there's no such thing as good bud

Me: yeah fuck this town

Orting by Cracky Ninja August 24, 2009

orshina 

A very beautiful girl both inside and out. She is very sweet and funny. She likes to tell stories with no point, and laughs for long periods of time at her own jokes. She has a contagious smile that can't help but spread to others. Her heart is filled with joy, and she very much enjoys doing things for other people. She is clever and sarcastic and somewhat witty. She is the prettiest girl out there, and her joy and her compassionate heart makes her more beautiful than one can imagine. Her style is all her own. The love she has for her family is irreplacable. She is artistic and creative. She isn't like everyone else...and that's just the way Orshina should be.

Girl #1: OMG that girl is perfect

Girl #2: She must be Orshina

orshina by dontbesorryuntilyoucutmyarmoff December 22, 2013

Orting 

A town in Washington state, situated near the foot of Mt. Rainier where the Carbon and Puyallup rivers meet. Originally formed for loggers and farmers, which is why there are used to be so many farms. Over the past several years, the farms have turned into housing developments and terrible traffic in the mornings.

No one's ever heard of Orting unless they live there, and except a few people from the surrounding towns when they vaguely remember they drove through it on their way to some remote mountain destination.

Filled with white trash, lots of emos kids, druggies, potential suicides, pre/teen sex, high school football and Carhartt jackets. The housing developments have added some more 'normal' families intent on living in a place with the beautiful scenic views--except it was only there before all the houses were added into the valley.

Also has the Orting Trail, which used to be a railroad and was changed into a paved trail. Not only that, but if Mt. Rainier explodes, it's supposed to function as the escape route from the lahar for grade schoolers. Good luck with that, kiddies.

Anywhere 20 miles or more from Orting city limits:

"So, where're you from?"

"Orting."

"...Where's that?"

"Near Mt. Rainier... and Sumner, Bonney Lake, Buckley, Enumclaw, etc."

"Oh!"

"No way! You've actually heard of it??"

"...I think I drove through it once."

Orting by cracktastic March 28, 2009

Orthonogonkifor

Another name for a nerd who religiously plays pokemon

Smith is such an Orthonogonkifor he should touch some grass

Orthonogonkifor by N.ether December 1, 2022