orphus souffle 

A savory treat when one individual puts his, her, or their fingers in every available anatomical opening but always ends with the fingers in the mouth. Usually the anus finishes off the last topping or ingredient in the soufflé. Best done on a hot, humid day. Also referred to as the "No Holes Barred."

Fred: Ted, why did you stick your fingers in your ears, then up your nostrils, and now they are both shoved up your sinkhole? Don't you know it's like 90 degrees with a heat index of 110?
Ted: That's exactly why I'm doing it...the hotter it is outside the better the consistency and taste of the orphus souffle.

orphus souffle by Moon Chan April 18, 2022

orphus remorsus 

The act of one misjudging the volume of one's fart in a public place.

Dude, the other day at the gyno I really had to fart, and thought it would just be a little squeaker. I let it rip and it sounded like Hiroshima in the office. The doctor totally heard me and I got a huge case of Orphus Remorsus.

orphus remorsus by The Big Mouse October 17, 2013

Orphus Chugging 

When a man is eating out a woman and goes to deep. It looks as if the vagina is eating the mans face. Talk about Irony! The best way to eliminate embarassment, or decrease the amount of it is to Punch her in the leg so the muscles loosen up and you can make a quick get away.

After Orphus Chugging,Ryan stayed home from school for a week.

Orphus Chugging by bv dell June 12, 2005

orphus terrius 

The place under your tongue.

Put that thermometer in your orphus terrius till it beeps.

orphus terrius by Kirkywayne January 6, 2015

exploding orphus 

that moment when you shit and/or fart so got damn hard you think you have an anus that was stretched by the hulk's magnum dong

a.k.a. you just fucked up and you may need a life alert for the next time your anus explodes all over the place

person 1: "Landon what the fuq, did you just shit your phuckin pants"
the one who shit: "No, that was just my exploding orphus ya fuck tard"
person 2: "Booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we need to get the swat team in here that shit is worse than a fuckin stick in the ass"

exploding orphus by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh February 25, 2020

muslem orphus 

muslem meat flapp

you muslem orphus! get out of my way!

muslem orphus by firebird kid July 1, 2009

orphouse 

The way someone who thinks they are making funny jokes would spell 'orifice'

Your mouth is a nice orphouse

orphouse by ptnray August 23, 2009