Definitions by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh

exploding orphus 

that moment when you shit and/or fart so got damn hard you think you have an anus that was stretched by the hulk's magnum dong

a.k.a. you just fucked up and you may need a life alert for the next time your anus explodes all over the place

person 1: "Landon what the fuq, did you just shit your phuckin pants"
the one who shit: "No, that was just my exploding orphus ya fuck tard"
person 2: "Booooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we need to get the swat team in here that shit is worse than a fuckin stick in the ass"

exploding orphus by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh February 25, 2020

turbo shit 

someone who goes fast and eats ass

who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit

turbo shit by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019

skeet 

when shit happened and you screamed random ass shit out of absolutely fucking nowhere

hey did you hear abo-
SKEET!
rebecca i swear, if you skeet again im gonna put you up for adoption

skeet by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019

my dad 

belt beater 69000 a.k.a. nonexistent father

hey have you ever gotten the belt
no but my dad left and we got one of those belt beater 69000s

my dad by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 12, 2019