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orienteer 

one who charts the physical whereabouts of asians or acts as a divinator of things asian.
i'm looking for a thai restaurant. is there an orienteer in the house?
orienteer by lexicali slim September 15, 2009

orienteering 

Orienteering is a running sport involving navigation with a map and compass.
I'm going orienteering today.
orienteering by K90 July 14, 2007

data orienteering 

The process of exploring a data file handed to you without any form of guidance except for a nebulous statement about what you are supposed to do with it - no record layout, no data map, no indication of which columns are relevant to the task at hand. The completeness of the task specification follows the inverse specificity law - the more complex the data and the important the task the less information you are given.
Theary: Hey Bernie. could you extract the customers' discount rates from this file? It's XML so you should just be able to read it off.
Bernie: Sure thing, it it will take some serious data orienteering.
Theary: Okay, I'll let the client know.

orienteering 

The act of going down on a girl who doesn't take care of her pubic hair.
Man, going down on her last night was nasty, I had to go orienteering.
orienteering by Leslie February 27, 2005

orienteering 

another word for getting lost, you go out in a field with a damp map and you have to find stupid numbers that people have changed so we get it wrong
"yo dude, we got orienteering next"
"yeah i know, you comin' down the chippy then?"
orienteering by P5y/\/\()/\/ July 3, 2007

Sexual orienteering 

Equal opportunity copulatory rampage. A series of sex acts with men and women alike.
It was a fuckfest of sexual orienteering: getting from A to B, encompassing as much C and D as they could along the way.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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